Thank the heavens I have nothing...

help me not to hate what I must destroy.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

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epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

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snorunt:

STOP

snorunt:

STOP

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bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

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brownglucose:

Me as a mother

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“Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.”

—   Leo Buscaglia (via observando)

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yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

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ruinedchildhood:

American Police VS UK Police

My 48x16 Motobécane. 
#fixedgear #bikepunx
The sun rising over the cascades.
#mountains #everett #pnw

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